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Meet the Flag Police

Introducing the Flag Police of FlagandBanner.com!

Our dedicated (and entirely fictional) Flag Police, Flag Officer (FO) Matthew McCoy and the meticulously inclined Flag Officer Gray McCoy, are deeply committed to upholding the aesthetic integrity of Old Glory. 

We at FlagandBanner.com understand that witnessing a faded, torn, or improperly displayed flag can be… visually disruptive. Should you feel compelled to address a perceived “Violation,' we offer novelty Flag Violation Tickets – for purely comedic purposes. However, we implore you to approach any such interaction with the utmost courtesy and kindness. Rudeness or, heaven forbid, violence towards your neighbors is strictly against the (imaginary) Flag Police Code of Conduct."

Please remember, dear citizens, this is pure satire! The FlagandBanner.com Flag Police exist solely within the whimsical confines of our website. There are absolutely no legal repercussions for a less-than-perfect flag, save perhaps the silent judgment of your fellow community members. Let us all strive for neighborly understanding. Our motto – be friendly and wave every day.

 

Flag Police Recommendations:
Nylon American Flag NeverFurl Hanging Hardware white halyard rope Snap Hook
3x5 Nylon
American Flag		 United States Indoor
Flag Kit		 White Nylon
Halyard Rope by
Flagpole Height		 Brass
Snap Hook
 

Displaying Your Flag:

General Flag Display

General Flag Display

With State and/or Company Flags

American flag displayed with state and company flags

With Foreign Country Flags

American Flag displayed with foreign flags

Click here for more flag etiquette

Flag Violation Printout

Click here to print a Flag Violation 

 

See Us in Action: